I really need to be 'less' nice sometime.
Local Train Wreck: Hey my birthday's in 2 days!
Me (unenthusiatcially): Yayyyy.
LTW: Wanna buy me a shot?
Me: I don't think I will be here Thursday.
LTW: I mean 'buy me a shot' today silly!
Me (lying): I don't have any cash
(LTW literally waves me away with her hand).
It's moments like this I wish I could be assertive and confrontational and not some p.a. jerk blogging about it hours later.
Celebrity Crush.
Even though she’s pushing 50, I would totally sleep with Bai Ling. I’m sitting here watching Southaland Tales (Kelly 2007) and shes in this movie wearing barley nothing, like she is in all her films and smoking (like she is in most of her films), and I’m just in awe.
I don’t think its that she is Asian, I haven’t really ever been into cultural fetishism.
I think what it really comes down to is that she looks like a freaking super-villian, and who wouldn’t want to knock boots with Evil Lynn.
On a side note, according to her IMDB she is from Chengdu China. I asked my friend Xin (who is also from Chengdu) and at first he said he didn’t know who I was talking about. I then showed hima picture, his response was ” China has disowned her” .
